Read jokes

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.