My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
