Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
