Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
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What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
