RapBoat Jokes

Girl

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Mom

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Difference

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Prison

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

Tragedy

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Career

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Rap

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.