Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of WATER?
Lil Drip
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
