Rap

Rap jokes

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!