Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.