Rap jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!