Range Jokes

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".

I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

What’s an abreviation for school in America

Shooting range

Jokes just as dead as the victims

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

What are the best shooting ranges in america?

Schools

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed

I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school

Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range

my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range

A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“What, years? Months?!”

“Nine...”

Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.

Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.

And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'

Then they said:

"but when did it happen?"

So I said:

"when did school change to shooting range?"

I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

shoot

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...