
Python jokes
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Curry.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Putin's Brain:
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.

