Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Puss Jokes
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!