Puss jokes

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

Puss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?

A sourpuss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!