I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman
Frostbite
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
Nock nock Who’s there Hair Hair who Hairhairhairhairhairhair
My brother puts his but in is face and says "Kyle your cracking me up"!
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
me:hi kallen Kallen:hi me:you to big to fit in my car
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
Q : What is the opposite of 'Dominos'? A : Domi doesn't know!
Why Can't You Buy An Iphone X Its Too Xpensive
