What do you call a traffic light tell to me it told don't look I am changing
like if your gay dislike if you are lez
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Yo buster I hope I am not busting you babol
Petal
hana
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but I'm 2squarwed to tell you
if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am! Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay
roses are red but grass is greener when i think of you i play with my weiner
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 👃nose but you can't pick you're friends noses 👃 Does it cycle now? 🚲
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.
Fisherman are the best at networking.
