Punny jokes jokes
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
It's punny.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."