Proximity jokes

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Why are women’s feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"