Proximity jokes

Why are women’s feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.