Provenance jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Community talk
Hellloo this post is directly towards Charlie, So Charlie if you see this is directing towards you. First off id like to start off that I dont think its cool that you lash out pointing fingers at everyone and that the votes were not rigged, If you however, took the time and consideration to think "oh maybe I should ask and say my point" like a normal human being would instead of making it a huge thing and saying that… Read more
IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THE TWO MOST FOLLOWED PEOPLE ON HERE BUT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS CHOSE YOU HAVE AN HOUR
Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.
First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more