Provenance jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Community talk
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
Hellloo this post is directly towards Charlie, So Charlie if you see this is directing towards you. First off id like to start off that I dont think its cool that you lash out pointing fingers at everyone and that the votes were not rigged, If you however, took the time and consideration to think "oh maybe I should ask and say my point" like a normal human being would instead of making it a huge thing and saying that… Read more
IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THE TWO MOST FOLLOWED PEOPLE ON HERE BUT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS CHOSE YOU HAVE AN HOUR