25+ Best Proof Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Slade

RapBoat · 2 years ago

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Golfer

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

Bullet

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.

Evidence

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

God

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

Lynx

CarlsJr. · 2 years ago

Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).

Rape

Cosby For President · 4 years ago

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

Love

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd · 2 years ago

True love 😂

A cartoon image shows a man and a woman standing outside a building. The man is asking the woman, "Esther, how do you want me to prove to you that there is nothing between Lucy and me?" The woman responds, "Go bring me her head!"

Necessity

Bubblegumㅤ · 11 months ago

A close-up photograph of a white and grey cat looking directly at the camera with a slightly confused or unimpressed expression. The top part of the image has white text overlay that reads: 'I seriously don't understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born.'

Video

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man with headphones holds a mug while the text above him reads, "POV: When bro replaying the same video so you know it's a girl shaking (peach emoji) but you have no proof."

Hospital

𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂𝔂 · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a person lying in a hospital bed with tubes in his nose. The text above him reads: "When your boss asks for proof you're in hospital." The right panel shows the character Baby Yoda. Above him the text reads: "Boss: You should've been here at 8. Me: Why, what happened at 8?"

Call

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so true

A man with a nasal cannula is lying down, with the text "WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK" above him and "AND YOUR BOSS WANTS PROOF" below him.

Ex

The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

This is my fake ex. Proof he fake

A young man with brown hair wearing a hoodie. Text at the bottom says "Pinterest Pin on Cute teenage boys".

Chicken

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A still from an animated movie. A man is shown with a suspicious look on his face, while a woman is standing behind him reading a book. Text at the bottom reads, "Those chickens are up to something. 10 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True."

Gf

Harpersphone · 3 years ago

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Agent

Wade · 2 years ago

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Community talk

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If anyone wants to help with this Or call him out with proof Or wants updates in the plan I'll make a GC on discord @puppygirlprincesss Add me

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

I can prove Emma was camping cause she told me she was like a month ago so

Sourcandyahh

WHO TF IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ALL WEEKEND... I HAVE BEEN CAMPING ALL WEEKEND I HAVE PROOF, I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEKEND ALSO MY PHONE DOESNT WORK AND I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE IN ALMOST A WEEK? SO WHOEVER TF IS TRYING TO BE ME PLEASE HOP OFF MY DICK AND STOP DOING THIS BS?