Problematic jokes

The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."

The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

This stuff is messed up, you people.

Also, not love everyone.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.