Problematic jokes

The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."

The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.