Princess Diana

Princess Diana Jokes

Diana

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Drink

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Difference

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Queen

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Cent

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

Dress

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Death

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

Princess

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

Driver

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

Pink Floyd

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

Difference

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

Carnival

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Difference

What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.