What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri....
