Royal Family jokes
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
King.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Prince???
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
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How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...