How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.
