Prince Andrew jokes

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.