Prep jokes

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

Ready? Go!

Ready when you are, KK.

We gotta work ahead, people!

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.