What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
