pre-order jokes
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
bradley
My dad coming back.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.