pre-order jokes

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

bradley

My dad coming back.

My pp.