Pouch jokes
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Memes
shrek has a potato for a nose
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Peanut butter 🧈?
Community
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more