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Shrek

1 year ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.
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    Kangaroo

    5 years ago

    What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

    A jump rope!

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    • Kangaroo

    6 years ago

    What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

    What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

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    • Kangaroo

    2 years ago

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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