Potato Chip jokes
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!