JOE BIDEN
All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
What's the difference between a goverment and a pawn shop?
They lower you
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
BLM Biden Loves Bisexuality
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
MAGAnon is the goat
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