Political Ideology jokes
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
