Political Ideology jokes

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

What do you call a blind German?

A nat-zee.

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!