Political Ideology jokes

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

What do you call a blind German?

A nat-zee.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.