Political Ideology jokes
My friend is a proud liberal, and she is about open minds, but she hates white men unless they’re gay and black men unless they’re conservatives. She hated slavery, but she’s for the party for keeping it.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.