Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.