Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Pointlessness Jokes
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
