You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS
I can tell you a pun about a pencil oh! Nevermind it’s pointless
What's did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless"
