I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
