Ply jokes

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...