Ply jokes

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!