Pleasure memes

Masturbation

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?

A poster on a wooden pole reads "Pleasuring yourself with a vape? Try masturbation instead. Masturbation alone or with a friend is a great safe alternative to vaping." There is also a website "WhatsInAVape.com" and "THE REAL COST" on the poster.

Surgeon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

Rhino

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."

Vibrator

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

Sponge

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A yellow sponge in a box labeled "Yes Daddy", next to a single yellow sponge. The box states: "The Original", "New Look! Same Pleasure" and "Does anything you want a real trooper!"

Bang

ender · 20 days ago

Bang

A two-panel meme comparing reactions. The top panel shows a man screaming in agony after hitting his thumb with a hammer, captioned 'Boys when they bang their finger'. The bottom panel shows a woman making a moaning, sexually ecstatic expression, captioned 'Girls when they bang their finger'.

Anal Sex

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."

Lollipop

Anonymous · 2 years ago

...?

A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."

Daddy

DAWDLE · 1 year ago

hmmmmm

Tom cat from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" looking surprised. The text reads: "Me: "Harder daddy". Guy stabbing me."

Church

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

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