What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
why did the roman eat pizza-he felt like it
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
you want to her a cheezy pizza joke-never mind its to cheezy hehehehehe
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
Pineapple goes on pizza
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety
Help me....
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
Q)what was the last pizza delivery to 9/11? A)2 large planes.