If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell… broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover… because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me…

Comments (36)


Stop it, gets some help




This is pretty bad


I live you


m o o d




I feel the EXACT same way


You are not alone in feel the same if you ever want to talk txt me at 318-541-1541. Actually txt me okay!?!?




Go get help. For real.


You're not alone in those feelings, I get that way too


I'm with you, I know the feeling. But it will be over soon. I worked through my depression, too. Just don't give up. Much love.


I'm with you




you know wat......this is the most depressing thing I've ever heard RELATABLE!!!!! WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER QUEEN


Nice one bro


Don't think of the past think of the future. I don't have a lot to say except to keep living. there will be the shitheads in life, but remember, there will always be those who acknowledge you, who care.






Baby I gotchu, it’s 2:21 am where I’m at and I can’t sleep because anxiety and insomnia is the cousin that depression felt obligated to bring to the party. I am that party. If we suffering we might as well suffer together


It’ll all get better as time goes on. I wish you the best.


haha nub


I believe in Unicorns -_- Soo I believe in YOU!




you used the phrase 'if i was' 4 times, which is incorrect. You should have used the subjunctive 'if i were' which presents a possibility instead of suggesting a previous event.


Good poem. Ye not really a joke but it's good so WGAF.




I feel your pain every day. I am an msw. Trained in cbt. I've been a professional for 15 years now. Who ever is saying, get over it, things will get better.. are talking out there ass. It doesn't get better with time, it gets worse. The more you don't get help the worse it will get. It took me 29 years to seek help, I was embarrassed of myself. I was raised to be an alpha! I am! It comes out in bad, angry, violent, ways though. I'd really like to talk to you. Make sure you're safe contact me


Sounds like life is really painful for you right now buddy. I know the feeling all to well. I'm here to talk if you ever want or need. kristae1988@gmail.com


Hahaha that’s f...ing hilarious!


If You're Depressed Get Help Don't Post Something Like This On A Joke Site. People Come Here For Laughs Not To Read Someone Wallow In Self Pity. I Know I Sound Like An A......, But Stuff Like This Can Come As Some Tumblr Level Attention Grabbing/Seeking.


Bro dont get help on a joke site and especially not a dark humour side. i came here for laughs not for depression


Don't worry! You'll be okay as long as you keep your life under control! My brother has depression, my sister has ADHD and I have ADD, ODD, ADHD, depression, and I have been through cancer and over 10 surgeries. And I'm only 13! I know how you feel! I have severe social anxiety and I'm even too afraid to talk to my parents about it,and I can barley talk to my therapist. If you get help, it will impact your life! please!


And all these jokes we made about our depression was just screams and shouts for help... i really get you bro depression is some shit


this is litterly my life I cant even spell litterly


It is going to be okay. I just had my third panic attack today. I got threw it you can to.