How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
