whoever took my anti-depressent pills
I hope your fucking happy
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun, and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(wow two pregnancy jokes in a row)
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills big like chocolate chip cookies
Why do pills work? Because they r white
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Jig jill bill ate a pill
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
A big guy told the small gu do u want a little pill Because u look ill or should I smash u
