Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
Where do you take your pig to karate? The pork chop class!
When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
what do you call a pig that knows karate...
Pork-chop!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one they are both the same thing.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!!!
If cops are called pigs then security guards are piglets
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What's a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake
what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n'ought a snout!
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that's not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
What do you call a fat midget
- A pig
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!