Pier jokes
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!