Pier jokes

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.