Pier jokes

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

What do you call a PEIS?

3.14% of sailors are pirates.

3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.