Pier jokes

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.