hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
