Pickle jokes

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.

If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

What does a pickle look like a p*nis?