What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
im a human syke im pickle rick
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Pickled carrots.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
