Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines Jokes

Pick up lines

One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister

If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"

Best pick up line EVER.

there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg": "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing with out a few ice Bergs".