How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
Your mom is so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Your mom is so dumb she called me asking for my phone #
2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her
Orphans dont have Phones,because the Home Button doesnt work
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
I asked my phone why I could get a date. It showed up a picture of my self
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo. A Chinese phone call wing wing halo🤪
