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Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more

Jake throws Blach on the bed and gradually takes off his pugilists. He then proceeds to visually examine Blach’s long, hard, cock. He gradually moves his finger up the side of Blach’s dick. After that, he very gradually licks the side of Blach’s penis. He swirls his tongue around the head his dick. Then he suctions on JUUUUSSSTT the tip of his throbbing hard cock. He then tickles and licks Blach’s balls... Blach opta… Read more

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

I would love to sleep, but i see xut open penises and porn when i xlose my eyes. This site is going to hell.

Having a massive penis is a lot like having depression... it's just something you learn to live with.

Just to clarify, I am straight. There is this bastard on here called BLADE 2 who is saying that I'm "gay" or I "like penis". But I am S T R A I G H T.

Matt, if you're reading this, please ban this bozo or at least give him a warning.

Here’s a gay roast!!

You tell someone that the smartest thing that ever came out of their mouth was a penis.