Paul Walker's jokes
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.