Parkinson

Parkinson Jokes

Victim

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Day

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

People

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

Disease

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Disease

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.