Parkinson jokes

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?

Milkshake.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.