Paranormal

Paranormal Jokes

Ghost

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Bed

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

Priest

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Orgasm

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Psychic

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Bagel

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese 😱.